She didn't write the agenda. She didn't schedule the mood swing, the random crying, the sudden craving, or the inexplicable rage at a perfectly innocent cupboard door. The hormones had a meeting and she was not invited. She is simply living with the decisions they made.
And apparently so is everyone around her.
This tee is for the woman who has stopped trying to explain herself and started letting biology take the wheel. Retro font, relaxed pose, stacks of books, and absolutely zero apologies.
The vibe: Laid back, a little bookish, a lot unbothered. The kind of shirt that makes people do a double take and then immediately send the link to their group chat.
Makes the perfect gift for:
- The friend who responds to "why are you like this?" with "honestly good question"
- Your bookish, sarcastic, self-aware bestie who has fully made peace with her hormones running the show
- Yourself, because accountability without self-blame deserves a shirt
Available in multiple colours and sizes. The teal is giving retro sunshine energy and the warm tones of the graphic pop beautifully against it.
Ships worldwide because hormones said what they said in every language and every timezone.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
